The Dead Sea Mob – Studio 55DSL – A Shot Across The Bows

So in case you hadn’t heard The Dead Sea Mob have sent out a warning shot across the Seven Seas.

A Shot Across the Bows – It started on Tuesday last week…

there was talk among the mariners and dockworkers that troupe of beastly marauders were gathering in Soho drawing unearthly incarnations on the walls and hanging the most perverse scrolls and prints seen by man…

The word on the decks of most ships is that they consist of four Un-Godly weathered sea bastards going by the names of Godmachine, Drew Millward, Tom J Newell and TwistedLoaf.

All driven mad after being shipwrecked at sea for an age. Since their eventual rescue they have been concocting a plan to gather a gang of like-minded sea dogs to travel the high seas drawing and painting filth, spreading filth and disease wherever they go…

Reports say that their first meeting happened on Thursday 24th March 2011… The details are too full of fear, loathing, bile and disgusting acts of depravity that they would make the Marquis De Sade blush.

Some photographs have come to light… but if you are of a gentle persuasion please take a seat and have a stiff drink in hand whilst viewing the pictures…

Photos – http://www.facebook.com/album.php?id=207657825912831&aid=58557

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?fbid=203357236354835&id=197401676950391&aid=50396

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?fbid=199220616776161&id=183700654994824&aid=50535

The Dead Sea Mob are here and they are here to stay. My advice is to join them or walk the plank into the abyss…

i have heard whispers on the wind that they plan to sail up north next to gorge on souls and destroy whatever livestock gets in their path on the way… look out Whitley Bay.

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